Dingo Junction
Every fucking time!

Meet an amazing girl? Fall in love? Here’s 2000 miles of distance to separate you two…

Okay, I’ll answer for real
If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls, 
well, I’d put them all to work
We’d build a kickass sailboat to get me back to you
See, I’m not fucking around

As soon as I get home

As soon as I get home

so uhhhh

I can’t quit smoking.

dohoho

Someone whose name used to automatically make me happy now does the exact opposite. It’s a strange feeling.

She’s so fucking beautiful

She’s so fucking beautiful

Arizona

I’m coming, love, just wait a few months